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  1. #1
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    Talking Human race = Stupid

    visit my site:artellectual.com

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    On the bottom of claymore mines:

    Do not eat.


    I have read all those before, on the actuall products even .


    But yes the human race is stupid. I say we remove the warning labels, and let the problem fix itself.
    Last edited by RayOfAsh; 01-04-2005 at 02:29 PM.

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    i saw the American Airlines Warning: may contain nuts, on the peanuts label before, but that was around the mid-1990's when they were starting to phase out the free peanut packet thing, because scientists(or whomever) found out about nut allergys, etc..


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    My favorate

    On a Swedish chainsaw -
    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
    (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

    On a child's superman costume -
    WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
    (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
    PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
    DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
    (Too late! You lose!)

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    actually that was cuz AA (american airlines) was getting sued up the wazoo from people who found out the hard way that they were alergic
    Aint that some ...

  6. #6
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    Originally posted by ja8t3d
    actually that was cuz AA (american airlines) was getting sued up the wazoo from people who found out the hard way that they were alergic
    Thats how ALL of them get there, some idiot tried to stop a chain-saw with his penis, go figure.

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    You know it may not be long before cigarette lighter companies have to start printing on the lighter

    WARNING: Lighting farts could lead to rectal burning and scarring.
    "Booleans are for wankers and beginners!"
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    Jumpgate Evolution

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    Some idiot sued Mc.Donalds because he got fat off their food.

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    Originally posted by RayOfAsh
    Some idiot sued Mc.Donalds because he got fat off their food.
    Lol, I heard about that. Did he win? I don't remember.

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    Originally posted by Gollum15


    Lol, I heard about that. Did he win? I don't remember.
    nope the judge threw the case out saying it was frivolous
    Aint that some ...

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