After significant correspondence with JetBrains, I've managed to procure student licenses for ReSharper for each of you.

Here's how you can get it:

PM me. Make sure you say "ReSharper" somewhere in your subject line

I'll send you your license number. Do not share this number; it's unique. I don't want JetBrains to come back and cancel the whole thing because there are too many activations.