Dear Mr Blog,

Today was a very fruitful day. I am proud to announce that I have rid the world of 123 flayers, 23 fetish shamans, 52 Zakarum priests, 82 pit lords, 48 abyss knights, as well as Mephisto and Diablo. The world is now a better place again. Also, my Paladin has gained at least three levels.

Seriously, it’s been eight years and I can’t believe I’m still addicted to Diablo 2. I finally have a glimpse of how it must feel to quit smoking, only...